FROM UNDER THE TURTLE TREE
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  • gurlfriend: happy fathers day
  • bf: but im not a dad
  • gf: :)
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sassy-kryptonian:

People in the Marvel fandom that bash DC and talk about Man of Steel even though they haven’t seen it.

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xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

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seinfeld2:

ravenxarisa:

tramampoline:

callurn:

thestarkwhoskateboards:

callurn:

Kill Bill technically takes place in the same universe as Spy Kids just so you all know

how do you figure that

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uncle machete from spy kids is the same machete from machete and machete kills, if that wasn’t clear

I

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wonnderr-lusttt:

looow-tus:

undftdaniel:

defend-sissy-boy-emo:

jadelyn:

holypuckingcow:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka
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realterezipyrope:

person: u should like more colours

me: 

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Straight vodka burns less than telling you what you did was okay.
— (via kshma)
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juilan:

If you really think a human can be called an “illegal” and not think that’s dehumanizing then goodbye