FROM UNDER THE TURTLE TREE
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windycube:

mullingayr:

Why doesn’t anyone ever tell me about their day like go on anon and tell me what you had for lunch or a dumb commercial that you saw I don’t care I like getting pointless messages

same

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metallics:

when you make a good comeback but then you stutter on the last word

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Too often, the only escape is sleep.
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lnfamy:

i’m so scared that i’m never going to be able to delete my blog and i’ll be 30 and reblogging funny yahoo answers screen caps

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awrrex:

gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

You either die a Spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become a  Squidward.

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queerhawkeye:

how to spot a fake geek boy: says deadpool is heterosexual

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isafeye:

Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will

  1. help them order food when it’s too scary
  2. walk with them through crowded places
  3. help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
  4. not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed

and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3